Happy Valentine's Day...sucka's

On this wonderful day of love, when we shower our loved ones with flowers and candy...it reminds me of a joke.

A son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'  The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.

So Happy V Day all!

PS  this is my valentine card this year...  "I'M  NOT GOING TO BE IGNORED DAN!"